Two people could be born at exactly the same time, but because of timezones have different birthday.
IT’S ON AVERAGE A BABY IS BORN EVERY FUCKING TWO SECONDS OR WHATEVER IT IS. OK?!?!? BABY’S CAN BE BORN AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME OK THERES NOT A FUCKING RULE THAT NO BABY CAN BE BORN AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME OK?!???
*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that
*bites lip* oh yeah baby
*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that
*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper
*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper
wtf can we get some privacy here
*pokes head through the ceiling vent* no
I swear everyone on this high is website
It was easier to lock the doors and kill the phones than to show my skin
Because the hardest thing is never to repent for someone else
It’s letting people in
No I’ll be more like :
you forgot one
I CAN’T BREATHE