xxhsakuraxx:

its-veronica-not-victoria:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

superwholockcastiel:

Two people could be born at exactly the same time, but because of timezones have different birthday.

HOLY SHIT.

fuck.

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IT’S ON AVERAGE A BABY IS BORN EVERY FUCKING TWO SECONDS OR WHATEVER IT IS. OK?!?!? BABY’S CAN BE BORN AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME OK THERES NOT A FUCKING RULE THAT NO BABY CAN BE BORN AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME OK?!???

(Source: thewinterdruid, via theairclub)

priored:

doctorangel:

jakemalik:

hungryzekes:

kanyewesticle:

holynipples:

kanyewesticle:

jakemalik:

kanyewesticle:

*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that

*bites lip* oh yeah baby

*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that

*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper

what

*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper

wtf can we get some privacy here

*pokes head through the ceiling vent* no

I swear everyone on this high is website

(Source: kanyewesticle, via pillowt100)

dhenab:

It was easier to lock the doors and kill the phones than to show my skin
Because the hardest thing is never to repent for someone else
It’s letting people in

If girls had a penis for a day:

i-say-no-to-status-quo:

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No I’ll be more like :

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OR

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you forgot one

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I CAN’T BREATHE

(Source: mynameiscomedy, via fckin)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

captain-gumdrops:

neverstayhappy101:

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someone finally has the perfect gif that fits the beat

this is so perfect im cry omg thank you

Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

(Source: domics.me)

yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

(Source: miniaturepoodle, via nipyl)